Someone who, after the occurence of a minor
earthquake, takes it upon themself to check every website, newspaper, and TV station, for news on the said
earthquake and pass the info on to friends or anyone else who will listen for that matter, and perceives it as a major
historical event.
Person 1: Hey, I think my house shook
last night. Weird hey?
Persone 2: It totally did dude, I checked the news, google and radio it was a 2.1. No major injuries or damage were sustained.
Person 1: Cara,
you're a total quakemeister.