pussy date 

a date where you know you're going to get laid

sorry i cant hang out tonight. i haven't been laid since i have been playing D&D , so i really need this pussy date

pussy date by sugar918 December 17, 2019

Tri-State Pussy Date 

Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.

Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"

Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."

Tri-State Pussy Date by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

carbon-dated pussy

Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.

Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.

carbon-dated pussy by Word ConnieSewers October 7, 2005

pussygate

Donald Trump's scandal where Billy Bush released those Access Hollywood tapes.

Grab 'em by the pussy. -- Pussygate.

pussygate by Jake from State Farm's khakis November 23, 2016

pussyeater 

One who performs oral stimulation of the female genitalia.

Bobby is a really good pussyeater, for he know just how to use his tongue.

pussyeater by Janus November 3, 2003

Pussypated

When you low key feeling like you gotta shit kinda but thats just cuz you're 9 months pregnant

Karen: "damn I be a lil pussypated kinda"

Andre: "damn"

Pussypated by thatgrinchmeat January 23, 2021

pussyhater 

when i was a kid, i was pussyhater and hated girls because they seemed so gay until my penis started to get an erection, and then i couldn't fool myself. I started to like girls and became a pussylover

i was a pussyhater when i was 10.

pussyhater by pussy hater January 17, 2008