pujo 

An asshole. Someone you can't stand. A pretentious prick. A cunt. A twat. Did I mention pretentious prick?

That guy over there who thinks he's better than everyone else is "un pujo".

pujo by CarrotGrapes December 9, 2014

Pujols 

The best player in all of baseball. He can hit for average, power, and can draw a ridiculous amount of walks. He is also a good fielder, and one of the few remaining good clean players left.

Pujols is also the homophone for the word "poo-holes"

Balls Deep: selects Alex Rodriguez with the 1st overall pick...
Pitchers and Catchers: Haha fucking idiot took A-Roid over "M V Pujols". What a shit tard!

Albert Pujols likes to stick his weiner in the ladies poo-holes.

Pujols by SKYYGUYY March 29, 2009

Pujolsesque 

Verb: Doing so well that you stand out high above others. To be Pujolsesque you must be in the top 5% in of whatever you are doing.

Slumps are allowed but shall last for less than 1 week.

Johnny: "I'm have a great sales week. My numbers are great."
Jesse: "That's Pujolsesque!"

Pujolsesque by an old lady September 4, 2009

pujols 

Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.

Albert Pujols is sick.

pujols by Dewey August 1, 2004

pujols 

the best pure hitter in baseball that DOESNT use steriods *cough* barry bonds jason giambi and gary sheffield. also a good fielder

pujols is gonna win the mvp

pujols by stlsportsfan April 7, 2005

Albert Pujols 

One of the Greatest players in Major League Baseball currently, if not the greatest. Is often compared to Ted Williams and Joe Dimaggio for his amazing success through his first five years. Is having yet another great year this year, and set the April home run record, with 14 homers. Could very well break many records before his career is said and done, if he stays healthy. A much more popular player than Barry Bonds, who is hated throughout the media and fanbase for his attitude and his possible use of steroids.

Albert Pujols hit three home runs in one game against the Reds, including a walkoff homerun. Then Barry Bonds tried to be like Pujols and struck out 4 times.

Albert Pujols by Pujols005 May 14, 2006

pujols 

baseball player for the St. Louis Cardinals, whose batting numbers are so great, they can be compared to that of any other hitter in history

Albert Pujols could become the greatest hitter to ever live.

pujols by snorgle October 19, 2003