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procunier 

A very rare disease in Saudi Arabia where the left leg doubles in size every 5 years until the infected leg is so large the diseased is no longer able to move and dies.
"Hey, what did the doctor say?" "I- I've got Procunier..." "Oh man, I'm so sorry to hear that."
procunier by DrHorrible October 26, 2013

Product Prolonger 

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.
girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!
Product Prolonger by FASH1976 April 29, 2010
(adj.) Choosing to have sex with a man or woman or perform a sexual act for free as a means of philanthropy.
After retiring, Gladys started dishing out sexual favors proboner to keep busy while enriching the lives of those around her.
Proboner by Annalizzo August 3, 2010

Pronouner 

A person with a sexual identity crisis, a person who gets their gender confused and thus want to confuse everyone else by making you call them by there preferred pronoun. A "pronouner."

Often found at Antifa rallies, college safe spaces and gay pride parades.
"Hello sir how are you doing today?" ... "It's MAM, understand it's MAM!!!" The pronouner yelled at me. "I didn't know you were a pronouner."
Pronouner by jayram1408 October 16, 2022

protonerd 

Protonerd is the social evolution of being a "nerd" into both an incredibly dorky, but socially competent individual.
Did you see that protonerd give the keynote speech, charm that super model and fix that old ladies computer all at once?!?!?
protonerd by FirstEvoProtoNerd November 12, 2013
Verb; to discuss the definition of a term.
"I proboned masticate today"
proboner by Rob Murray April 19, 2005