A genre of electronic dance music that stems from combining the reverse bass kick from Hardstyle music, and is often characterized by piano riffs, synthetic stabs and spacey effects, and pitched up vocals, similar to Happy Hardcore. Typically has a stomping beat and is played at around 170bpm.
A - "hey mate, are you coming to the rave tonight?"
B - "what style of music are they playing?"
A - "they are playing some banging powerstomp all night long..."
Mark Gormley's signature move as seen in all his videos. Just attempting to describe the Gormley Powerstance would cause a normal human to degenerate into a babbling idiot... mind blown by the unspeakable intense-ness of it. I will not attempt it. Please heed the following warning...
WARNING
Those foolish enough to attempt to mimic the Powerstance are usually afflicted with severe injury and intense chronic pain for the rest of their lives.
Dude! Did you see what happened to Jeremy when he tried to do the Powerstance? His fucking leg snapped like a twig man!
To engorge one's self in a copious amount of highly processed frozen and/or fast foods, quicklyfollowed by a massive intake of alcohol and a puff of crack to top it off.
a wanking technique used only by experienced wankers. the user of this technique stands, with feet shoulder-width apart, bent slightly over, and dual-hands his piece.
experienced wanker: yo bitch, don't be looking at my powerstaff.
inexperienced wanker: sorry dude, but the sheer greatness of your technique mesmerises me.
To powertruff is to engage or take part in profuse truffin'. Scholars argue that the average north-american powertruffer will truff for at least 1 hour. Anything less than this suggested time period would then be mere truffin', rather than powertruffin'. There's no shame in being just an average truffer, it takes dedication, time and practice to become skilled in this fine art.
Drunk friend 1: Yo fool, how long we been truffin' for?
Drunk friend 2: For sure at least 6 hours man, for sure.
Drunk friend 1: Dang. 6 hours? That's miles beyond the tentative time average suggested by faceless pseudo-experts on the internet! Yo, we powertruffin' dawg!
Drunk friend 2: Yeah? Yeah! Yeah, we fuckin are.