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porphyria 

Porphyria is a group of different disorders caused by abnormalities in the chemical steps leading to the production of heme, a substance that is important in the body. The largest amounts of heme are in the blood and bone marrow, where it carries oxygen. Heme is also found in the liver and other tissues. Porphyria is also known as the "vampire disease"
Some modern scholars have argued that vampire stories may have been influenced by the rare illness called porphyria. Porphyria was thought to be more common than elsewhere in small Transylvanian villages (roughly 1000 years ago) where inbreeding probably occurred. The haem group, found in every blood cell in the human body, is excited by electrons, but in a controlled fashion. However, the haem groups in porphyria sufferers causes uncontrollable tissue, bone and skin damage, made worse when the person comes into contact with sunlight. This would have given the porphyria sufferer a very pallid skin colour, with teeth that appear larger than normal, due to the porphyria damaging the gum tissue and causing it to recede. These people would have been very anemic, and drinking (animal) blood was a traditional treatment for anemia. Certain forms of porphyria are also associated with neurological symptoms, which can create psychiatric disorders. However, suggestions that porphyria sufferers crave the heme in human blood, or that the consumption of blood might ease the symptoms of porphyria, are based on a severe misunderstanding of the disease.
He seems to break out in blisters when exposed to sunlight he may have porphyria.
porphyria by K.i.t August 2, 2007
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porphyria 

Disease which affects the colour of your piss
Jiimy's got red piss. He must have porphria
porphyria by Jonathan Graham June 1, 2005

poophoria 

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.
Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.
poophoria by ashassin April 20, 2008

porphyrophile 

Someone obsessed with the color purple, to disturbing extremes.
Suzi's such a porphyrophile, I swear, all she does is sit and stare at purple things. And sometimes gnaws.

poophoria 

the feeling of euphoria one may feel having just released a large poo.
Roger:"Being constipated really sucks!"
Joseph: "Well at least you have the poophoria to look forward to..."
poophoria by silversk8er18 January 18, 2010

Poophoria 

A state of temporary bliss following a big dump triggered by the combined effect of increased lightness, cleansing and the subsequent release of endorphins. This condition can last for five minutes to one hour dpending upon the size and scope of the action.
Following a major crap I relaxed happily on my bed, drifting in a state of deep poophoria.
Poophoria by Street Rod October 19, 2005

poophoria 

The sensation of elation after a perfect defecation.
Ahh, what a relief! Truly this is poophoria.
poophoria by Raptor007 July 8, 2012