The coffie you drink for the sake of having the ability to stay up and watch porn while your parents are asleep.
"Man, last night was harsh. I was up 'til 3am looking at porn. But i had my porn coffie so it was alright. Thank god for porn coffie."
by Skler December 6, 2007
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That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.
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It is when a guy shove a coffee bean up his dickhole and then masturbates. He then ejaculates the bean into his partner's mouth.
by Chris Abagotado June 9, 2009
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