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PORCELINE PAINTING
WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY
PORCELINE PAINTING by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011
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praying at the porcelin alter
Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.
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praying at the porcelin alter by PeeBee February 18, 2004
Bruised the porcelin
When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.
Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.
Bruised the porcelin by jimbobf June 29, 2011
Porclain Dragon
A mythical creature with big patterned scales and a hollow inside with a fire.
These are usually found near big mountain ranges
These are usually found near big mountain ranges
Porclain Dragon by Actian Yongnta May 14, 2021
porcelin games
The olympic style run to the bathroom to puke with good form and a photo finish all due to a massive Jager hangover
Brah we got bombed last night!! Yeah we drank tons, mike played porcelin games while we played pong!
porcelin games by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009
Porcelingus
Did you hear? Jack White gave Meg porcelingus before their show the other night. The mic he used now smells like fish & shit!
Porcelingus by Mikenstein July 1, 2008