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The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

A term used to define the instance where a person has clogged the toilet, but chooses to remain anonymous and blame it on others.
Upon returning home from work, I found the toilet clogged. None of my roommates took the blame and had claimed it to be the Jerry which was not around to defend himself. Ergo, The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

runner poop 

The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.

Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.
Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop
runner poop by dickyball June 22, 2010

Runner's Poop 

The urge to poop during or right after a run.
I was running at a good pace, but the runner's poop sneaked up on me at mile five and I had to turn back.
Runner's Poop by Lisita May 15, 2012

runny poops

Basically just another word for diarrhea and mostly only old ladies use it.
Gotta run to the bathroom Linda! I've got the runny poops!!!
runny poops by Bruh savage February 16, 2017