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poon doggie 

n. 1. Any heterosexual man who has a voracious appetite for sexual activity and who is often not limited by convention when applying lovemaking techniques.
2. Any man who actively and incessantly chases after women with the intent of bedding them.
"Did you hear about Dennis? That poon doggie did it again, this time with Becky."
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Poon dogger

A person who will do anything to steal some of dat poon from another person.
" hey jerry, who you 'hitting'?"
"martha."
" thats what you think."
" youre such a poon dogger, bill."
Poon dogger by L. E. it March 10, 2006

Poondoggle 

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.
Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!
Poondoggle by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

poondoggin 

when there is a lack of good looking females around and ugly girls start to look good as time goes on.
dude you were totally poondoggin it last night, that bitch was ugly
poondoggin by cioffi dodds conti January 11, 2008

Poondoggle 

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.
They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.
Poondoggle by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

poondoggle 

When a man finds himself in a situation where more than one girl that he has been is is currently seeing/shacking up with is in the same location simultaneously.
Uh-oh. Chris just walked in, and pam, Christie, and Lauren are here. Grade A poondoggle.
poondoggle by Just Ducky March 11, 2008

Poondoggle 

Woman of little or no value done merely to keep or look busy.
I dated her for three months, but came to find out she was a complete poondoggle.
Poondoggle by Le Sodomizer June 30, 2009