pooey cooch

A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.

Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.

Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?

Daughter: Front to back!

Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?

pooey cooch by pooch763 September 25, 2009

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Poopy cooch

A girl who wipes from back to front

Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me

Poopy cooch by Tatd_girl March 9, 2024

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Related Words

pooey cooch • poopy coochie • poopycooch • pooey • Pooey Fingers • pooey pit • Pooey Ballies • pooey bottom • pooey bum hole • pooey bum wank

poopy coochie

when a girl wipes from back to front after taking a shit

lance: she had a poopy coochie
harden: ewww

poopy coochie by torena May 4, 2021

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poopycooch

the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf

My ex-wife had poopycooch that I just couldn't get close to.

poopycooch by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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