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play the accordion with you 

It is a sexual analogy meaning that you want to have sex/bang someone. It is a way of joking around and playing with someone telling them you want to hook up, but not making it obvious to the public.
"Codi, I want to play the accordion with you!" Shannon said.
"Okay Shannon, in your dreams" Codi said.
"I did dream about that!" Shannon said.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abcs next time wont you play with me

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abcs next time wont you play with me means the alphabet u dumb fuck

you play Russian Roulette with a glock 

A very advanced insult that is required to use when somebody is doing something that will almost always get them jailed or killed.
Person 1: Bro I'm gonna go clean my toaster in the bathtub, will you go plug it in for me?
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug

play with your heart 

Flirt extremely hard with someone, when you clearly know you don't like the person you are flirting with.
Holding someone's hands, and kissing their cheeks, but not going further, and making a dude really anxious for something to happen. Then you realize they are trying to play with your heart

Ex 2: Danielle who likes to play with your heart
play with your heart by acm1899 December 21, 2013

play with your prick 

1. To masturbate
2. To procrastinate; waste time; do nothing

Synonyms: jerk off
What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years?

Play with your drone

Masturbate, pleasure ones self, waste time, jerk off, etc
Dude, just because Wal-Mart discontinued their greeter program, does not mean you should give up hope and "play with your drone" all day.