platya-pussy

A weak platypus that can be called a "pussy". Also known as an inferior playtapus

That platypus is so weak! It's a platya-pussy!

platya-pussy by samfromhampden April 18, 2011

pussy ass playa hating ho 

a faggot who is pussy, and gets fucked in that ass and hates playas and is a ho

fuck that pussy ass playa hating hoe,

i told that bitch to hate the game not the playa and then i gave him a dollar and he gave me head

pussy ass playa hating ho by Thomas Van February 23, 2005

Platypussy 

The pussy of a platypus

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

Platypussy by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

Platypussy 

A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.

However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.

-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."

Platypussy by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010

platypussy 

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries

you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?

platypussy by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 2, 2018

platapussy 

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

platapussy by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

platypussy 

when your vagina has become flattened because you got hit by a car.

OHMYGOODNESS!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR?! SHE MUST HAVE A PLATYPUSSY!!

platypussy by dinowhxre August 15, 2020