pizzown 

Synonym for ownage. An adjective used to describe one's muscles after a hard day's work at Bally Total Fitness. This word originated in 2006 when two newbs attempting to recreate Milk and Cereal ended up showing their muscles all over youtube.

Dude! My muscles pizzown!

pizzown by urkeLodeon June 11, 2006

pizzown 

extra ownage

dam bitch, you got pizzowned

pizzown by veXor October 8, 2003

pizzown 

Synonym for ownage. An adjective used to describe one's muscles after a hard day's work at Bally Total Fitness. This word originated in 2006 when two newbs attempting to recreate Milk and Cereal ended up showing their muscles all over youtube.

Dude! My muscles pizzown!

pizzown by urkeLodeon June 11, 2006

pizzown 

Beyond both owning and pwning. I believe some rapper started the "izz" thing, but pizzown has evolved into a common word.


NOT to be confused with Pizza Hut's P'Zone

I just dominated 200,000 players, and never got hit ONCE! I pizzown!

pizzown by Socran October 6, 2003

pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.

Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time

pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005

pizowned 

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

pizowned by Vertigo May 23, 2004

pjizzowned 

1. The highest possible form of pwnage. It's got all the humiliation present in pizzowned, plus the humiliation equivalent of getting jizzed on hardcore like you're in the finale of a porno flick. Being pjizzowned is so bad, that to date, it is believed that no mortal has ever managed to do it to anybody in this context.

2. To literally be jizzed on like in the finale of a porno flick.

1. According to Judeo-Christian belief, God pjizzowned humankind by flooding the world.

2. Holy shit, did you see that? That blonde chick just got pjizzowned hardcore!

pjizzowned by Teh M43n September 26, 2005