pizza-fuck 

derived from "peace the fuck", used with or without the word "out" following pizza-fuck.

"Yo man, this party's whack, I think I'm gonna pizza-fuck outta this place."

or

"Shit man that steak was good. You wanna get some dessert or just pizza-fuck?"

pizza-fuck by Brother Sport November 3, 2008

Pizza Pasta Fuck 

You know what? I don’t know. I actually don’t know what the fuck this is. I am completely at a loss for words. I literally heard this once outside a deli and I’ve been contemplating it since. Do you know what it is? I don’t. Fuck off.

Man from the deli: I GOT THE PIZZA PASTA FUCK.

Pizza Pasta Fuck by definitelynotfink January 6, 2019

fuck my pizza 

to fuck ones pizza:
to to hinder, thwart, frustrate, sadden, dismay or vex someone, usually fruitlessly or discourteously; to ruin ones day. (Overheard many times in Oakland, CA)

(glamazon talking loudly on cell): "When you comin? (...) You said you was comin! (...) Then I can't go! Why you always gotta be fucking my pizza! You always do this shit!"

(loud neighbor reading and threatening adulterous neighbor): "You fucked my pizza, I finna fuck you up!"

"Why you gotta go fuck my pizza!?"

fuck my pizza by apocope February 19, 2010

Pizza fucker 

Someone who literally has sex with pizza.

Gino: What the hell are you doing?!??!?
Khonjin: I'm jacking off with my pep-pep-pepperoni pizza
Gino: You god damn pizza fucker

Pizza fucker by Gay_spag February 22, 2017

pizza fucking 

fucking while eating pizza.

james: wanna do some pizza fucking?
cait: hell yes *dials the number for dominos

pizza fucking by caitastrophic October 2, 2017

pizza roll fuckism 

Whenever you get left home by yourself and you run out of lotion so you just fuck some pizza rolls and nut in them then eat them to get rid of the evidence

I got diagnosed with pizza roll fuckism yesterday

pizza roll fuckism by Boosh got a fat ass head January 18, 2021

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004