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Pilson Sniff 

When a man is caught in the act of sniffing another man's gooch while he's passed out.
"Dude, I woke up and there he was pulling a Pilson Sniff, like a Hoover vacuum all up under my junk."

Pilessness 

A state of temporary psychological relief among math-anxious folks when they are not exposed to the sound or sight of the number π, which could inhibit or numb their interactions with others at birthday parties or public meetings.
Guesstimate how many millions of working adults worldwide wished that Pi Day didn’t exist, when pilessness is at its lowest than on any other day of the year.
Pilessness by Fasters November 16, 2022

pilsonification 

To answer one's own question before someone else can provide the answer.
Alex: What do you call it when you answer your own question?

Me: Pilsonification, my friend. Pilsonfication. You personify pilsonifying.
the most amazing people in the world, and are usually beautiful
pilson
pilson by tom-siri November 29, 2013

audree pilson 

A beautiful and kind girl but sometimes annoying and doesn't like getting hurt or played but she will always be there for anyone if they need someone:)
audree pilson by Honestlyihateyou101 February 14, 2018

sonbitch pilemonkeynuts 

a person who is annoying the shit outta you.
If them sonbitch pilemonkeynuts cheerleaders dont shut up, ima bust a cap in they ass.