pie crust 

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

"Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my wank."

pie crust by GOD 042078 November 6, 2008

pie crust 

The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.

"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."

pie crust by Jaggerjack October 14, 2007

pie crust 

When a girl, no matter what size, wears pants that are way too tight. Their sides spill out, looking like pie crust.

Wow, look at Melissa, she needs to wear bigger pants. She is a Pie Crust Bitch.

pie crust by Collette Rose October 2, 2007

pie crust 

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

"Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my wank."

pie crust by cmcrouse October 25, 2006

pie crust 

Old ass pussy.

That bitch is so old there's nothin' left but pie crust.

pie crust by droppinin August 12, 2008

pie crust 

A crusty pirate. Once prominent in the days of Blackbeard and Captain Cook, the pie crust is now a nearly extinct breed.

"When Maya dressed up as a pirate for Halloween, she looked like a pie crust."

pie crust by sydney m-s November 16, 2007

Pie crust 

a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.

Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!

Pie crust by RightTriangle October 7, 2019