petronoid 

from petronoia: the ever-present fear that the flow of oil could fall short of the globe's voracious appetite.

Just because you're not petronoid, doesn't mean the oil's not going to run out.

petronoid by comatoast July 16, 2008

petronize 

When you pet your dog with your foot and the affection is not appreciated as genuine affection.

Your dog: Hey man, don't pet me with your foot; Don't just petronize me! I know it's not your hand. Give me the goods!

petronize by PugLovers May 1, 2011

pronoid

someone who, contrary to all available evidence, believes that he/she is well liked or popular

Despite the angry sighs and unpleasant comments, the pronoid speaker continued with his lecture.

pronoid by Camille Atwood January 12, 2004

Petranoid 

Noun - one who is both petrafied and paranoid of a person, place or thing.

Rob was a complete petranoid when he walked out of the exit of the haunted house; it really freaked him out.

Petranoid by mdubya September 6, 2006

Pronoid

Characterized by the delusional belief that the world is out to help you.

That pronoid dude set me straight ... he assured me that there are no conspiracies ... People NEVER work together in secret to do bad things.

Man, you are suffering from intense pronoid delusions ... You need to listen to Alex Jones !!

Pronoid by Tursiop June 5, 2013

petronila 

Petronila is a person who you want to meet.sometimes she shy but when u get to know her she will show you that she is freaky. She also likes to have fun.she do things without knowing the consequences.

Petronila is the freakiest girl in my class.

petronila by Petronila is a person June 3, 2018

pronoid

The belief that the world is conspiring for you; or, the opposite of paranoid.

Bob: Dude, this morning I found 10 bucks on the sidewalk, my classes got cancelled, and the milf that I hitchhiked home with made out with me. I'm beginning to get pronoid.

pronoid by benJAMin42 April 24, 2008