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pedestrianized 

Being left without a car or some other motor vehicle.
(Your brother takes your car without asking)

"I'm going to the store. Where's my car? Damn it! I've been pedestrianized"
pedestrianized by Sylvia September 23, 2008

pedestriate

a : the act of going, walking, traveling, or what pedestrians perform on foot
b : of, relating to, or designed for walking as a pedestrian

Root word:

Latin pedestr-, pedester, literally, going on foot, from ped-, pes foot
First known use: 1716
Gerard yelled at his girlfriend as his flip flops slapped the sidewalk while he continued to pedestriate on the streets of downtown Richmont.

walk travel on feet
pedestriate by sodabot June 26, 2016

Pedestrianity

Pedestrianity is a sub relgious belief which main principle is a strong conviction that man is neither made for nor should travel in any other way than by the means of his own two feet.
The movement originated 2014 in Copenhagen, Denmark by a, at the time, 26 year old Jewish man by the name; Mikkel Troelst Kaarsbøl.

In Kaarsbøl's own writings he describes the very evening for when he has his revelation.

He was tricked into sharing a taxi with a unemployed blacksmith from his hometown, Hillerød.

In his writings Kaarsbøl describes how he, in the taxi, felt an "overwhelming discomfort by the thought of the economic expences he would suffer to the taxidriver." And how "the whole setting was planed for him to feel the worst kind of social discomfort that any other jew in the history of jews." Here he also dedicates 3 chapters to how disgustingly bad music the driver chose to play in the taxi.
But the defining moment for his revelation was when a divine intervention made him shit his pants in the taxi. He now knew, that for the rest of his life he would now only travel by foot - "as it was intended from since the dawn of jews" After the experience he founded the religion that now is known as Pedestrianity. It is estimated that Pedestrianity has roughly 24.000 religious followers around the globe.
He is a Pedestrian and a hardcore follower of the book prophet and founder of Pedestrianity, Mikkel Troest Kaarsbøl

Pedestrionage 

The act of a single individual infiltrating a conversation that is among a group unknown to him or her.

Derived from the words "pedestrian" and "espionage".
A group of friends are walking to a party, when all of a sudden they notice some random person walking among them and eavsdropping on their conversation. They don't know this person, but he is attempting to go along undetected.

The individual that attempted to integrate himself into the group has committed Pedestrionage.
Pedestrionage by pnkflyd99 April 8, 2009

Pedestrianarily Retarded 

A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.
Oh your from Wellington New Zealand? You must be 'pedestrianarily retarded'.
Pedestrianarily Retarded by ADT123 November 1, 2010

pedestriate

a : the act of going, walking, traveling, or what pedestrians perform on foot
b : of, relating to, or designed for walking as a pedestrian

Root word:

Latin pedestr-, pedester, literally, going on foot, from ped-, pes foot
First known use: 1716
Gerard yelled at his girlfriend as his flip flops slapped the sidewalk while he continued to pedestriate on the streets of downtown Richmont.

walk travel on feet
pedestriate by sodabot June 26, 2016