pebmac

Problem Exists Between Monitor And Chair. Common diagnosis for a myriad of computer problems

a: Did you fix Mr. Smith's problem
b: Yeah, turns out it was a PEBMAC. He's such an idiot

pebmac by thejahames December 16, 2005

Permacunt 

When somebody has acted cuntishely on a frequent basis. Permacunt differs from cunt in that the reputation of said person has become so immensely cuntish that they will forever be deemed a cunt.

-"She is such a cunt, she will permanently be a cunt."
-"Yeah, man, she's a permacunt for sure."

Permacunt by My Name Isn't Tyler Allen September 20, 2011

pebkac 

problem exists between keyboard and chair

The AOL user (being a moron, by definition) could not print in landscape mode; the problem was determined to be pebkac.

pebkac by Gene Saunders July 1, 2003

PEBKAC 

Techie acronym: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. A useful term for demeaning the incompetent competent user without actually saying it to their face.

Techie: This isn't working. I'll have to come over there and fix it in person
Computer user: Really? Why?
It's a PEBKAC issue sir. It's best handled in person.

PEBKAC by KSloper September 28, 2008

Pebcac

Problem Exists Between the Computer And the Chair.

Frequently used by IT tech support people.

What was wrong with that computer?
Don't worry it was just a Pebcac.

Pebcac by Evan Weston February 9, 2003

Permacrud

Permacrud is the irremovable layer of filth ground into the carpeting and/or floorboards of a hooptie. It is usually comprised of crumbs of food, trash, rust, dirt, mud, spilled beer, tobacco, weed, and various types of "mold". This is the layer below the beer cans, snack bags, and cigarette butts.

Permacrud is formed over a period of years, appearing as vehicle "matures" into a hooptie. It takes years of neglect, regular intervals of pressure from passengers' footwear, and exposure to seasonal temperature changes for permacrud to form.

Once formed, permacrud cannot be removed without removing the carpeting and/or floorboards.

My old lady: "I thought you cleaned this piece of shit!"

Me: "I did! Do you see any any beer cans or McDonald's bags anywhere?"

My old lady: "EWWW it's gross!"

Me: "It's just permacrud. Get in the fucking car and and work the blinker for me would ya?"

Permacrud by the dude with the hooptie February 7, 2013

permacool 

adjective. having lasting and undeniable coolness. see Billy Dee Williams, for Empire Strikes Back; Bruce Campbell for Evil Dead 2; Ben Browder for Farscape.

Did you see The Matrix? Lawrence Fishburne is now permacool.

permacool by erik chisholm August 1, 2008