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The male external genitalia, the closest male equivalent of panooch
Yo, dumbass, wear your cup when you play baseball... otherwise you'll get hit in the panocho and your kids will be even more dee dee dee than you, if you can still have any.
panocho by livthemdns August 21, 2006
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Panochamages 

The result of having a hurt panocha and emotional damages. Typically derived from hate that could be linked to an imbalance of PH levels in the panoch. Yeast flare ups are also a common symptom
Person1: why does that guy sound so salty, is he drunk?
Person2: I heard he has a chronic case of Panochamages and his pussy been hurting

Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Pancho's Comedy Night 

n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.
"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"

"Pancho's Comedy Night."

panoché whisper 

Wow he's/ she's the the panoché whisper to my vagina.
"Pussy," in Spanish.


Me gusta mi reggae
Me gusta Punk Rock
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita
Translation:

I like my reggae
I like punk rock
But the thing I like best is pussy

(Lyrics from Sublime - 'Caress Me Down')
panochita by TimboCoc November 21, 2004