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someone who is as lame as the Panoche exit off the 5 freeway in the middle of nowhere north of LA. trust me, it sucks, google it.
That guy in the shiny club shirt and aviator sunglasses is such a panoche.
panoche by panochee C August 29, 2009
another name for vagina or a chick
panoche by blakeapoo December 29, 2005

panoché whisper 

Wow he's/ she's the the panoché whisper to my vagina.

Panoche a burger 

Joe:Jake you Panoche a burger!
Jake:Fuck you Joe!
Panoche a burger by buttraper December 28, 2007

Panochamages 

The result of having a hurt panocha and emotional damages. Typically derived from hate that could be linked to an imbalance of PH levels in the panoch. Yeast flare ups are also a common symptom
Person1: why does that guy sound so salty, is he drunk?
Person2: I heard he has a chronic case of Panochamages and his pussy been hurting

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.
Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours