packet pussy

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by Dakota S July 24, 2006

pussy packet

A term defined by a friend of mine, to mean drugs that have been hidden in a female's vagina, usually a female drug dealer, to hide them from cops.

Person 1: Did you go see your dealer?
Person 2: Yeah, she gave me a pussy packet.

by Circlip January 13, 2006

Pocket Pussy Whipped

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018

Idaho pocket pussy

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.

Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.

by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009

pocket pussy

A portable false-vagina thats small enough to carry along with you.

Dude!, you should have seen Kev freak when he thought I found his pocket pussy in his truck !.

by Adonis May 23, 2005

Pocket pussy

A male sex toy designed to imitate a woman’s vagina.

“Dude, all my socks are fucked up from jerking it all the time.”
-Bro, get yourself a pocket pussy, they feel fucking great!!

by The Drizzle March 1, 2018

Self-Cleaning Pocket Pussy

Aiden.

Aiden. Aiden is a self-cleaning pocket pussy.

by Asian Rady January 19, 2019