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Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

nutbucker 

a child prostitute around the ages of 14 and 15. You can usually find them in a dark alley or corner. they usually prefer 40 year old white men around 250 pounds.
Damn, i was with this short nutbucker yesterday.

That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!

Nutduster 

A style of facial hair also known as a soul patch. It's a small patch of hair on the chin just below the lip. It would be in the perfect position to dust off a set of nuts that would be on the man's chin as was performing fellatio.
It's not a soul patch, it's a nutduster!
Nutduster by shaft311 October 20, 2008

Nutbucker 

a provacative and irrestible female. Someone that everybody loves. They dont like being called names. And if you play a prank on them you better watch your back.
I tried to screw with that nutbucker, but she got me back good.

Have you seen that nutbucker? she's a total knockout.
Nutbucker by Total Hottie January 29, 2008

Nutfucker 

A derogotory name given to teases, aka those who get men excited to the point of climax and then stop.
That nutfucker gave me blueballs...
Nutfucker by ArchuEXE August 29, 2003
nutsucker by darmer December 29, 2004