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Nut cluster 

When you hit your balls against a desk and get very hard and you say don’t hit my cluster
I fell and hit my nut cluster and they got hard
Nut cluster by Willy838383 January 20, 2020

Granola Nut Cluster 

Two or more vegan hippies rubbing penises and balls and testicles, and loving it mostly.
I just got another picture of a granola nut cluster. FML.

Cluster nut 

The action of 10 guys ejaculating on top of one of your loved ones faces until the victim has accepted defeat.
Hey boys what do you think about pulling a cluster nut on Jerry’s parakeet tomorrow night
Cluster nut by Niggaman May 3, 2022

Nut Clutter

n: when area around the genitals becomes abnormally messy due to insufficient trimming and/or cleaning, and therefore is rendered unusable.
" Wow, not washing and trimming my balls for the last seven years was a bad idea, I think I developed a bit too much nut clutter. I can no longer see or use my balls."
Nut Clutter by Verlaine Stain March 28, 2009

nut cruster 

selena is a big nut cruster, only one that you enjoy.
nut cruster by crusted October 14, 2021

Nubclusterfuck 

Noun. A sorry clustering of nubs, usually in a PVP gaming environment. Usually the chief indicator of an inherently weak team. Similar to turtling, except that the former can be a valid PVP team strategy in some situations. Nubclusterfucks, however, form when the majority of PVP team members are unfamiliar with the map (or PVP in general), are quickly routed, and fall back into a defensive position that guarantees they will not have the resources to acquire and hold any sufficient strategic advantages or objectives.
"Wow...what a nubclusterfuck at the Farm node. This AB loss is going to take an hour, I'm going /afk".
Nubclusterfuck by Gruond July 17, 2009