noseturbation 

It's the process of rapidly breathing in and out using only my nostrils to induce a sneeze.

If you hate having a sneeze that doesn't want to come out, just use noseturbation and blow that nose load.

noseturbation by Idefinecrudeness August 24, 2016

nasturbation 

Nasty masturbation. Used in any situation where masturbation is considered nasty. Can be used in verb form (nasturbate).

Bob was nasturbating in the locker room and creeped everybody out.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.

nasturbation by MisZ D3mEan0R January 19, 2008

nosesturbation 

Noun. The act of sticking an object up one's nose in order to induce a sneeze. Portmanteau of "Nose" and "Masturbation".

I engaged in some pretty hearty nosesturbation over there.

nosesturbation by Kurt F January 3, 2008

Nosturbating 

When you act the action of masturbating on your nose.

to nosturbate

vowel

He was nosturbating in class.

Nosturbating by Daniel C. 1995 April 30, 2008

Neturbation 

The act of Googling yourself.
Tends to be done by people who want to get a sense of pleasure from knowing there are probably othe net users checking them out somewhere...

Was feeling kinda bored last night, so decided to get some neturbation on. Sadly, Google came up with no results so it was kind of an anti-climax...

Neturbation by kryyv March 9, 2010