nonbreather 

To laugh so hard you can't breath.

"That last episode of Phone Shop was proper comedy! Gave me a nonbreather."

nonbreather by aasxdsdswsakjlnjlnpnpio May 7, 2017

nosebreather 

A person who does not scubadive. They only breathe through their nose.

Joe's wife is not a diver, just a nosebreather...

nosebreather by twistedarts September 11, 2011

non breather 

a wrestling move when choking someone until they’re too weak to fight back

someone “fight me”

jono “don’t need to fight bitch”

*non breather time*

non breather by notheretofuckchickens April 28, 2019

Non-Breather 

A term used by bad people to make fun of people with asthma. They often go on unhinged rants about how they pollute the airspace, or joke about how they think asthmatic people use their inhalers to take inhalant drugs.

(Person, Coughing)
Asshole: "Uh oh, sounds like we got a Non-Breather in here."

Non-Breather by Rainy_daze March 6, 2022