bubblewatcher

someone who does not dive and only goes out on the boat to watch others.
nah, my wife does not dive, she is just a bubblewatcher.
by twistedarts May 23, 2011
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nosebreather

A person who does not scubadive. They only breathe through their nose.
Joe's wife is not a diver, just a nosebreather...
by twistedarts May 23, 2011
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