Definitions by twistedarts

nosebreather 

A person who does not scubadive. They only breathe through their nose.

Joe's wife is not a diver, just a nosebreather...

nosebreather by twistedarts September 11, 2011

bubblewatcher 

someone who does not dive and only goes out on the boat to watch others.

nah, my wife does not dive, she is just a bubblewatcher.

bubblewatcher by twistedarts September 11, 2011