murpe  

(pronounced Mur-pee)
1. A cute way to say maybe when you really do not want to answer a question honestly.
2. probably not

Q: Am I getting Fat?
A; Murpe.

Q: Are you going to give back that DVD you borrowed?

A: Murpe (said mischievous smile)

murpe by Geo Smith September 15, 2007

Crotch muppet 

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.

Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

Crotch muppet by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019

Muppet Neck 

when white boy be all at the disco

You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck

Muppet Neck by ajrodz February 13, 2015

murdercube 

A sculpture of decommissioned guns bundled together with a wider exhibit which includes anti-gun multimedia projections, a list of victims of gun violence and a set of whiteboards for patrons to leave comments, it is also worshipped as the embodiment of violence and bloodshed. The name "murdercube" was placed on it by the 4chan weapons' board /k/ and generally written murder/k/ube.

"Did you go see the murdercube?"

"It's in Canada, right?"

"Yeah. I went and wrote AVE NEX ALEA SALUTO NEX ALEA on the whiteboard."

"Next to all that libshit?"

"Of course."

murdercube by aelaxeneva November 17, 2013

explanation is joke murder 

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

explanation is joke murder by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

murderclown 

See: Doug Ford, Ontario, Canada

Doug Ford is a murderclown.
Murderclown alert!

murderclown by darkpenguin_efb March 27, 2021

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers 

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers by mvyb October 8, 2020