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murdering the head

this phrase can be used as a boast or a warning. it refers to the act of using the restroom, leaving both a large amount of excriment and a terrible smell behind.
bro 1:hey bro, where's your bathroom?

bro 2: no bro, dont go in there. i just finished murdering the head.

news about the british authorities murdering homeless people 

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes
There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

Murdering Shoes 

A pair of solid black shoes, worn only when approaching lonely women on unlit streets from behind. Sold at most department stores.
I see a young lady traveling towards Journey's End. Better put on my murdering shoes
Murdering Shoes by xDB-1x November 13, 2011

MurderingCat 

MurderingCat is the best Mc Player.
Praise our Minecraft lord MurderingCat!
MurderingCat by beenq March 20, 2021

Child-Murdering Fuckwad 

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"
Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all

murdering the rainbow 

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.
"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."
murdering the rainbow by polony November 24, 2013