muftn

Someone who is either wasted, not paying attention when talked to, generally slow.

1. God damn you're muftn right now!

2. MUFTN!!
3. GG MUFTN! pay attention!
4. Wow you were muftn last night!

muftn by Bannan2k October 28, 2009

Asfandyar Mufti 

Reincarnation of a legendary Iranian hero, he walks among us today, shining his brilliance and charisma to all whom he interacts with. It is rumored that his power level is so great that it broke Vegeta's power level reader in a single glance. He will do great things in life.

Man 1: Yo, was that Asfandyar Mufti?!?
Man 2: I dunno yo, but my power level reader broke!!

Asfandyar Mufti by jtodawan November 14, 2011

muftig 

Etwas ekliges oder ranziges, kann auch etwas ist scheisse bedeuten

Scheisse, dass mädel ist übel muftig.

muftig by Migolo September 9, 2020

Mustn’t Milk Myself March 

Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.

Benjamin Dover “Hey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?

Mustn’t Milk Myself March by Brady31 November 7, 2018

Chango mutney 

A word you say when you’ve smoked too much Kush before the Indian and you ask to pass the ‘chango mutney’

Hey Jack pass me the f****** chango mutney for my papodams

Chango mutney by Andrew rogatney December 30, 2021

mustn't touchit 

genitalia; male or female

You should name your headboard Chris brown because your wall had the shit beat out of it last night, how's your mustn't touchit this morning?

mustn't touchit by nocockblockers July 20, 2009

Mufti Menk 

One of the worlds kindest Muslim Scholars, If you want to ACTUALLY learn about the beautiful religion of islam, you should watch him and follow him on instagram!!!

Mufti Menk gave a very inspiring kutbah!!!

Mufti Menk by URBAN RENAISSANCE February 25, 2021