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Moingona Mongoose 

A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.
Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!
Related Words

still mooing 

A steak or hamburger that is cooked extremely rare and bloody, it borders on being raw. Any rarer and the cow would literally have to be slaughtered at the dinner table.
We ordered Filet mignon that was so bloody rare, I swear the steaks were still mooing when they got to our plates.
still mooing by Dr. Claw January 11, 2009

Moing Chow 

It’s a greeting, a thanking, a welcome, and a good luck to your mate
Moing Chow by Yoloswaggergstring October 15, 2020

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You broke Urban Dictionary's twitter you dumb piece of shit.
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Yep, you broke it alright.

moring wood

Wake up from fucking someone hot in your dream (wet dream) and have an erection
Girl "honey why you still in bed"
Guy "trying to get rid of my moring wood"
moring wood by inthedarkshadows January 10, 2014
Morbidly royally fucking. usually used when you are super morbidly pissed off and cannot say a blunt swear word because of the presence of authoratative figures.
Chelsea/Kristin- Your mouth is hanging wide open and you look like a homo.

Abbie- shut up you guys. you are mrfing bitches (chin quivers)