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Moingona Mongoose 

A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.
Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!
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still mooing 

A steak or hamburger that is cooked extremely rare and bloody, it borders on being raw. Any rarer and the cow would literally have to be slaughtered at the dinner table.
We ordered Filet mignon that was so bloody rare, I swear the steaks were still mooing when they got to our plates.
still mooing by Dr. Claw January 11, 2009

Moing Chow 

It’s a greeting, a thanking, a welcome, and a good luck to your mate
Moing Chow by Yoloswaggergstring October 15, 2020

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You broke Urban Dictionary's twitter you dumb piece of shit.
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Yep, you broke it alright.

moring wood

Wake up from fucking someone hot in your dream (wet dream) and have an erection
Girl "honey why you still in bed"
Guy "trying to get rid of my moring wood"
moring wood by inthedarkshadows January 10, 2014
Morbidly royally fucking. usually used when you are super morbidly pissed off and cannot say a blunt swear word because of the presence of authoratative figures.
Chelsea/Kristin- Your mouth is hanging wide open and you look like a homo.

Abbie- shut up you guys. you are mrfing bitches (chin quivers)
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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