mouth-ass 

The term for someone who is metaphorically speaking bullshit, or nonsense.

Me: What the hell are you doing mom? You didn't give me enough grape soda!
Mom: Stop bein' a frickin mouth-ass.

mouth-ass by Ryan.G3 April 23, 2014

ass mouth 

Gross condition of Bad Breath and 'Shit-Teeth' caused from Rimming or Eating a Guys Ass, and NOT Brushing afterwards.

"Everybody at the Party was SO Grossed Out by My 'Ass Mouth' nobody`d talk to me!

ass mouth by Gregor Peebles January 5, 2006

Ass Mouth 

The type of mouth you get after a night of heavy drinking and taking drugs in excess of number. It consists of a sticky velcro tongue (so sticky it could stick to a dogs bollock and you get a dog fart in your face), a dry cloggy throat that's 1mm wide, furry teeth and lips that have flaking peeling dry skin coming off. It also creates a mouth that is non-quenchable by any liquid, it even makes ice water taste like you're licking the inside of a dustbin.

Courtney: My ass mouth is making me wana slit my wrists and dance in my own blood, I wish I had some turboce.
Amber: I'm not suprised, you're breath smells like a decapitated corpse, have a polo.

Ass Mouth by ***Amboce*** June 23, 2007

Mouth to ass ratio 

The accumulation of shit in one's digestive system due to overindulgence, overeating or simply for being on vacation. Accumulation for not giving the ass enough time to process all the food you put in your mouth.

Hey! How was your vacation in Italy? "great, we had a blast, except my "mouth to ass ratio" was high for eating bucket loads of pasta every day"

Mouth to ass ratio by Caribbean Jim August 16, 2013

ass-mouth 

1. Extreme halitosis (bad breath).

2. A person who suffers from extreme halitosis, to the point where the only logical explanation for such bad breath from a human being is that he/she uses dog shit for toothpaste.

Well, what do you expect, ass-mouth doesn't have time to brush his teeth because he's on the internet all the damn time.

ass-mouth by Kevin Howlett February 16, 2004

Mouth Your Ass 

A phrase generally used as a threat. The origin of this word is unknown, but it is generally used from male to male. It threatens the act of homosexual oral anal sex within the straight guy community.

Dude, if you don't stop messing with my girlfriend, Imma mouth your ass!

Mouth Your Ass by FHN_Nathan March 5, 2011

ass mouth vag 

The order that most men prefer to have Intercourse with a woman.

Hey danny, did u have sex with that girl?
Danny... yep, in an order that might surprise u... Ass mouth vag.

ass mouth vag by RealDollParts February 13, 2017