mouth gard 

the thing that saves your teeth form gettin punched out

good thing she had her mouth gard in or she would have lost all her teeth

mouth gard by hottstuff123245 August 2, 2011

Mouthgarbage 

In magic patter is mouthgarbage

They are words that should not be said because they are useless, stupid, and irrelevant talk pollution

ex.1 Magicians use mouthgarbage to hide the fact that they have no technical card skill.

ex.2 With a few cheap tricks easily bought at any magic site and some mouthgarbage you can qualify yourself as a skilled card magician.

ex.3 Brian Tudor uses no mouthgarbage in his routine, he is trully skilled with cards

Mouthgarbage by Generation eXtreme July 27, 2009

Mouthguard Angry 

An unique state of rage charcterized by the need to insert a mouth guard in order to protect oneself from biting through one's lower jaw.

Vos got mouthguard angry again last night when his room flooded.

Mouthguard Angry by Saucemous Maximus April 29, 2009

mouthguard 

Placing your flaccid penis into a woman's mouth and bending it in a 'U' shape like a mouth-guard.

Beth would not shut the hell up last night so I gave her a mouthguard.

mouthguard by Seekerjk September 27, 2007

MoGo Mouthguard 

The world's first flavored mouthguard. Patented technology enables MoGo to embed the flavor right into the plastic resin – effectively the flavor and plastic polymers become one. As long as the plastic retains its integrity, the flavor lasts after repeated use.

Last night I wore my MoGo Mouthguard for the first time at football practice and the flavor was unbelievable!

MoGo Mouthguard by MoGo Sport August 16, 2011

Surprise Mouthguard 

When playing the game MOUTHGUARD, wait for the right moment to quickly insert your erect Penis into another player's mouth. Method works best when the player doesn't expect you and while they are laughing.

hey cameron wanna play surprise mouthguard?

Surprise Mouthguard by C@mer0n_Br0wn February 12, 2018

Mouthguard 

A phrase used to describe someone/something that is so gay that normal words dont suffice. The implication is that the person/scenario/object is comparable to being viciously rammed up the down pipe, a situation in which a mouthguard is preferable.

"That pink shirt is really mouthguard dude."
"get your stupid mouthguard dog off me, its trying to roger my drainpipes."

Mouthguard by Cycrowavemurry January 24, 2008