Celebration done on the Maury show when Maury says: you are NOT the father. May include running through the audience giving high fives and laughing at the girl that was 5000% positive he was the father to their baby.

When Tyrone found out he wasn't the father of Lakita's 7 month old baby, he did the Maury Dance while Lakita's ran back stage crying hysterically and screaming in agony.

Maury Dance by utubefnatic November 13, 2007

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book-mourn

When you finish a really good book or tv show or whatever and you feel all empty and achy and sad. usually these feelings are followed by large consumptions of food, sleeping all day and just being all around depressed.

Lucy: "what the fuck is up with Ralphie?"

-Ralphie is staring at a wall, every now and then he slams his head into it-

Arnold: "He's book-mourning, and his name is Ralphie, so that can't help things"

book-mourn by kidchino January 31, 2009

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mousy

Meek, timid, subtle in emote or presence, shy, avoiding attention or confrontation.

Do you remember that mousy girl, Erin? She was the extra shy one with glasses that sat in the back of our third period English class. The girl that always looked at her feet, and barely ever said a word to anyone. She owns some hotshot law-firm now and drives a Porsche.

mousy by AutumnsSplendor April 2, 2016

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Maury

Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.

Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*

Maury by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008

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