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mornin’ 

Diaclectic for morning.
mornin’ by MamTh!!!!111 June 1, 2022

mornin wood 

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy
i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood
mornin wood by ross March 5, 2004

mornin' hornin' 

Someone who wakes up wanting sex.
This girl woke up mornin' hornin' today.
mornin' hornin' by Welsh Rabbi October 22, 2013

Mornin Thanksgivings 

Mornin Thanksgivings is a delightful drink that consists of sparks and wounderful Arbor Mist wine with a splash of fruit. It is great in the mornin to wake a person up or great at dinner time with the family to end those dramatic pauses.
Drink it with friends, drink it with family, or just drink it alone Mornin Thanksgivings are great everywhere in every situation!!

Mornin’ Hole 

Very tight, not yet wet, morning pussy. Perfect time to hit that pussy if she’s normally a little on the loose meat side.
Rachel’s mornin’ hole is so tight it turns me into a two pump chump. That same shit later in the day is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I rolled over for some momin’ hole today. Man that shit was tight.

mornin' glory 

Waking up in the morning and see that your life is brightened by the deep sunshine. When one day you wake up realizing that you understood what you really want and that everything around you is perfect!
What can be better than a mornin' glory to open up you eyes!
mornin' glory by Arbani October 15, 2015