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grass monkey 

A marijuana addict, a stoner, a pothead. "Grass" is a well-known term for marijuana.
Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
grass monkey by Mark H October 2, 2005

Grass Monkey 

A ghetto drank. Made by filling a cup half full with Busch Light. Then you peel a fresh orange. Squeeze the orange into the drank. After the orange is fully squeezed pour the rest of the Busch Light into the cup. Drink the Grass Monkey.
A Grass Monkey is Busch Light filled with a squeezed orange.

Grass Monkey Landscaping 

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.
Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

monkey glasses 

(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in Russian

a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work

b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
when you don't need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey glasses unless it's for a Halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.
monkey glasses by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2013

Grass Money 

Instead of gas money, one pays for a ride by smoking down with them instead.
Hey, want to drop me off at the office, I'll give you some grass money.
Grass Money by masticator93 March 10, 2011