money knot 

A Double Windsor Knot tied perfectly the first time. The knot has to have the correct width and the tie hangs the correct length: to the belt buckle. When all of the knots characteristics are done correctly on the first try without having to retie the knot, you get a "money knot"

I just tied the perfect money knot... This interview is going to go well.

money knot by zac-tastic January 15, 2010

monkey knot 

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally

guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!

monkey knot by nbkNova August 9, 2023

monkey knots 

Money rolled up in rubber bands

I have monkey knots in my pockets.

monkey knots by silence g April 23, 2015