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moldy crouton

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take an ordinary crouton and place it in a glass of water for a few hours then take it out and let it sit for a couple weeks, once its nice and moldy, ejaculate and use the creamy white to stick the crouton to the head of your flesh tube. Once this is done, have a girl or guy give u a blowjob, the crouton adds extra spice.
Dude i was preparing for that moldy crouton for weeks.
by CrustyAzzKream August 12, 2009
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Amazing gang of children who make award winning films.
Did you watch Moldy Crouton's Annual 24-Hour Fun Fest?
by MADDOGERNIE August 24, 2011
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This is a term used when you’re in a situation where you cannot swear, perhaps you’re in school or round your grandmothers house
Shut up (name) , you’re such a mouldy crouton. ”
by nJevons19 August 30, 2019
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