microgirl 

A girl who is hot in every respect other than being 5'2" (157 cms) or less - unless you're also that size, in which case you'd probably propose or see if she wants to become a lesbian

Jim's dating a microgirl he met at the financial controllers' conference the other week

microgirl by iglesia1995 November 12, 2009

Microbiology

The study of things organisms that rule the world. these things will kill you. its likely that a degree in this field will get you tons of hot chicks, a sweet motorcycle and a demeanor similar to Hugh laurie's from house. Getting into this field is like joining a street gang. blood in, blood out.

As in, "microbiology is too hard, i'm gonna switch to biology. Damn! biology is to hard too. I guess ill just get a business degree and be another mindless drone."

That guy I slept with last night, flew me to seattle in his private jet, then took me up to his penthouse. His cock was so big, he must have been a microbiologist

Microbiology by jim townsend February 4, 2010

Microhitler

A measurement for human life value. 1 Hitler 6.0^106 human lives. Based on EPA human values it's about 41 teradollars.

-Did you hear about that accident. 6 people died!
-So a microhitler?
-Stop going on 4chan.

Microhitler by Tusilos November 10, 2015

Microgifts 

The first ever iPhone Application designed for charitable giving. Developed by three teenagers, Microgifts is able to allow users to give to charities directly through their iPhones. Giving just got easier.

Colton: "Hey I want to change the world but I'm not quite sure I can make a difference..."
Mark: "Together, we're something."
Jared: "That's right, with Microgifts you can make a difference!"

Microgifts by Microgifts November 12, 2009

Recreational Microbiology

Fermenting alcohol

I dabbled in recreational microbiology last year, and now the fruits of my labor have me dancing on the table in a hula skirt.

My career is in recreational microbiology. I work for Coors.

Recreational Microbiology by cowboyup1876 September 26, 2010

Microbiologist

A microbiologist is a respectable drunk who is capable of extreme violence and can drink a geologist under the table if they so choose to do so. They study the most helpful and the most dangerous creatures in the world. THE ONES YOU CANNOT SEE! They manipulate them into frankenstein like creatures which do our bidding (such as making beer and cheese)(and antrax) and protect you from the evils of disease and the discomfort of the common cold. In short they are the first line of defense in the war against 99.99% of bacteria. Collectively they come equipped with a stick up their arses... but on an individual basis they are drunken comrads up for a giggle. their lust for drink is only rivaled by their wanton desires.

But be warned, never annoy one as they can make your death look like a bad case of food poisoning...

Microbiologist's are the ultimate steaking team!!!,

Microbiologist by Microfantastic November 8, 2010

Microhitler

It measures evil. A microhitler is equivalent to killing 6 jews.

"When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 microhitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter."

Microhitler by jess_sp August 27, 2012