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A male that identifies as both a metrosexual and a bro. Metrosexual + Bro = Metbro

Some example character traits may include: they pursue a career in finance, but their parallel path is to become a yogi. They enjoy having pedicures, but also play contact team sports.
"Our quarterback has a three stage daily skin care regime, he's such a metbro."
metbro by D-PAIN Productions August 20, 2017

Metrocon 

A low tier anime convention hosted every summer in Tampa, Florida since 2003. It is currently owned by an egotistical owner with a hyper-inflated sense of self-worth and self-importance. They host a myriad of low-level sub-par cosplay shows performed by talentless hacks.
Dink: Hey dude! Are you going to Metrocon this year?

Chad: Is that that one convention owned by that one SJW pandering, high estrogen, section 8 Adam Driver-looking dude?

Dink:.......I guess?

metro boomin make it boom 

this is the most suspect, fruity and gayest shit a boogie as ever said.

According to genius: "This is the producer tag for Atlanta producer Metro Boomin. This is A Boogie wit da Hoodie’s personal tag for the producer, and the pair have worked together numerous times to date.

However, a boogies voice sounds so seductive and arroused, this is probably just how he moans metros name during sex. the "make it boom" means that a boogie enjoys getting his back blown out by metro. Metro makes his ass clap and jiggle, therefore making it boom.

I think its safe to say metro dont trust him no more
a boogie: METRO BOOMIN MAKE IT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM, metro boomin make it boom, make it boom boom.

metro: ???

Metro State Services

A funeral escort company based in Florida, run by sex offender and multiple times felon Jeremy DeWitte. Metro State Services came into the light due to their blatant police impersonation. Each of the Metro State "officers" are equipped with police like vehicles and duty belts. Their owner Jeremy is known for notoriously blocking traffic and harassing locals of the Orlando area, despite having no authority to do so. Currently Jeremy is currently incarcerated due to a dating violence charge.
WERE WITH METRO STATE SERVICES WERE A STATE CERTIFIED AGENCY YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT REAL FAST FUCK BOI

metro boomin want some more nigga 

Tag created by Young Thug in song Some More on Metro Boomin's debut album 19 & Boomin
Used in a lot of his fire beats
A cross between a redneck and a metrosexual. If you have a graduate degree, own a gun, and use it regularly, you might be a metroneck. If you live in Montana and drink lattes, you are probably a metroneck. If you live in interior British Columbia, ski 100 days a year, and drink fine wine, you are most certainly a metroneck.
"We just got back from elk hunting...we drank 18 PBR's on the drive back and now we are going to make some foie gras for an appetizer before we head to the symphony...it's been an epic day of metronecking."
metroneck by rootskier January 5, 2009