memolitis 

When one is so obsessed with dank memes, their behavior changes drastically turning them into an annoying little twerp.

Person 1: Ugh, that kid is so annoying. Person 2: Dude I know, I heard he has memolitis.

memolitis by randomkid96 December 13, 2016

memologist 

A professional specializing in the study of memology, an emerging science dedicated to the documentation of internet memes.

Random Pleb: "I heard you became a memologist, congrats"

Recent graduate student: "Thanks dude, I got a degree in memology, but now I'm balls deep in student debt but it doesn't matter because being a memologist is my dream job. Now I got to get back to my computer and get on with my work, being a memologist requires a lot of hard work."

memologist by Homeless Chicken May 21, 2016

memeitis 

A rare condition where one must inhale memes. Memes such as "21" and "doge" are the best for the unlucky people with this condition. The best inhalation method is by screaming memes into a barrel, bottle or anything that can be sealed and breathing them through a straw. Other symptoms are, Vietnam flashbacks, Harambe images appearing all over the body and only being to read Comic Sans.

Ah, yes, all of the symptoms resembles that of memeitis'. I am so sorry.

memeitis by PinkPandaPussyPopper69 April 3, 2017

memelitism 

Disliking a meme because of other people liking it. This may be due to the quantity of others passing the idea along, or because the undesirable nature of the communities receiving it. A combination of "meme" and "elitist."

Sikander's memelitism kept him from reading danah boyd's blog once it was referenced in 'Newsweek.'

memelitism by PBMax January 5, 2009

mumblitis 

the condition where one exaggerates any and all minor illnesses. Also exaggerates any physical blemish such as bug bites, rashes, scrapes, cuts etc.

mendelson- Call the ambulance i am paralyzed.
me- relax mendelson your foot fell asleep.

I.E - Mumblitis

mumblitis by justin mendelson October 17, 2008

Memologist 

A memologist is a person who creates memes and has mastered the art of memery and memology.

Oof 1: Oof! You're one of the greatest memologists of our time, Oof.
Oof 2: Oof! Thank you, Oof.

Memologist by NickiTheMemist September 22, 2017

Memorimisticism 

A disease where the intense size of ones penis causes memory loss when erect.

Steve walked into the strip club and realized he was a victim of memorimisticism

Memorimisticism by SAMPSONSTEVE July 29, 2007