melostatic 

the feeling a New York Knicks fan gets before tip-off of a home game at Madison Square Garden

Bob and Paul are at Madison Square Garden...
Bob: Man i am so hyped for this game today, Paul! How are you feeling?
Paul: Bro, I am nothing but melostatic!

melostatic by KCfromNYC March 10, 2011

Melontastic 

A melon that is so obviously fantastic

Hey Candice? See that melon, its so totally melontastic

Melontastic by The Amazing Pineapple Kid August 2, 2008

Metastatic Down Syndrome

When someone is so stupid that a simple retard won’t do

Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. “Hey pull on that like you mean it”. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says “what is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?”

Metastatic Down Syndrome by Silver dollar tranny October 28, 2020

Metastatic Clusterfuck 

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.

Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck

Metastatic Clusterfuck by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020

metastatic 

Eternally instant.

Constantly singular.

Linear time is an illusion. Time is not flowing at all; and linear time probably doesn't exist either. Time is metastatic or spectral.

metastatic by tomorrowtomorrow January 13, 2019

metastatic nihilism 

Paradigm that a photograph superimposed on its enantiomer creates a shape with uncountable edges.

Metastatic nihilism says that an enantiomer superimposed on its inverse-image is a closed shape with uncountable corners.

metastatic nihilism by zanderfin September 30, 2020

melontastic 

Something or someone that is just such a melon so they are fantastic. Melontastic.

Yo you see how that melon plays the sax? SOOOO melontastic.

melontastic by themelontasticmelon March 12, 2019