meckert 

one who enjoys eatting dirt and can't control dirtbieks for shit

man that mecket is retarded

meckert by kasparian rules March 30, 2003

Mackerting 

Mackerting is the art of wearing a shirt one size too small. While more often then not this shirt will be collarless and will feature a v-shaped neck, Mackerting is not limited to v-necks. It is possible to Mackert in any type of shirt including, but not limited to: t-shirts, polos, button-downs, soccer shirts, basketball jerseys, and henleys.

Dude, is Jake juicing? His arms got huge overnight.
Naw, bro, he's just Mackerting; it's an optical illusion.

Mackerting by RADa5AURU5 December 11, 2010

mockerty 

a word to describe the state of someones cleanliness. particulaly in Newark, Nottinghamshire, UK.

look at that mockerty bastard

i bet her curtains stink like a fucking whales cock, mockerty bitch.

mockerty by R Clark September 28, 2006

meckety 

Unknown word used by SU golf team member Brendan Kennedy when he is pissed off. Not to be confused with his other vocabulary such as "feck" "meck" "muck" or "mink meck".

Aww meckety mink meck I hit it in the feckin mersh. I better go get in my meckin Kerr and drive away meckkk.

meckety by MinkMecker July 16, 2008

Elise Mackert 

A skanky stanky ho who gets dicked by any guy who looks at her. Loves having both holes filled to the brim with spunk.

" yeah i just found out my girlfriend is fucking every dick in town... shes such an Elise Mackert"

Elise Mackert by Lord_Twat August 23, 2011