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MasterClashers 

MasterClashers, more like I ate a massive burger just now could you give me my french fries cause I'm still hungry

Good Ebening Masterclass 

When a team plays against a Unai Emery side, dominates the entire match and doesn't score and then the Unai Emery side scores in the 91st minute.
That Villareal win over Bayern was a Good Ebening Masterclass

masterblathering 

Excited, pointless and always somehow self-referential verbal-diarrhea. (See ANY Tarantino interview.)
Not an example of usage, examples of actual masterblathering:

"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"

"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"

"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"
masterblathering by ginsoak May 8, 2008

MasterBlaster2000 

To insert one’s index and middle finger inside the vaginal canal of a woman and wiggle them around
Blonde : I’m horny
Asian : you want some of that Masterblaster2000?

Masterblaster 

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

rz47
"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"
Masterblaster by Pharmexist April 19, 2016

masterblast 

masterblast means to masterbate
i masterblast pretty much every night!
masterblast by monnie_o February 25, 2009