master wand 

An mmorpg term for penis.

Super Hot Model Chick: Kenny how big is your master wand? Kenny: 3 inches

master wand by MiggasOnMyJcoklolol December 26, 2009

Masterwanking 

When you have that sudden urge to masterbate. But when you do you get that horrible side-effect of a wank stain on the carpet. ew

someperson: DAMNIT
someotherperson:what happened?
somperson: I was masterwanking and I now need new bed sheets. *frowns*

Masterwanking by sakade March 15, 2010