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Mike : i know what transformer you will be!
Jay: What transformer?
Mike: Faggotron!!!
Jay: :/...
Faggotron by OjMann April 14, 2011

Faggotron-5000 

When somebody is being so extremely unenjoyable and faggot-like, you can't think of any other word to call them except for Faggotron-5000.
Man, Jeff won't quit cock-blocking me in front of Linda, what a Faggotron-5000!

Magitron 

When you are so drunk you can hardy say your own name. Can be annoying to your friends and anyone else that tries talking to you. Its usually just a slur and a stumble.
that guy was so magitron last night, he pissed down the front of his pants then spewed into his glass before passing out on a staircase
Magitron by Burndog October 13, 2010
An insult to someone you think homosexual. Faggotron is a homosexual Transformer who changes into a Toyota Prius when he is spurred into action. He has a romantic attachment to the Navy Transformer who denies having any connection to Faggotron even though the tell tale signs are there.
"Dude you're such a Faggotron."
"Faggotron Activate!"
One who is overwhelmingly annoying. Also see faggotron prime, faggotron big, and faggotron small.
I really wish that faggotron would shut his piehole.
faggotron by shorty February 3, 2003

Maggotry 

An ancient time-honored form of love-making whereby one partner ('the Maggot') consumes (ingests) the bodily excretions, effluvia, ejacula, infectious discharge or waste by products of the other partner ('the Host'). Traditionally, the Maggot will have his or her hands and legs bound, will propel him or herself in a wriggling type motion and will suckle the anus, vagina, penis, other orifices or open infectious wounds of the Host in order to demonstrate devotion, love, respect and tenderness towards the Host. These actions of the Maggot are referred to in the community (known informally as 'the Maggot Tree') as 'Maggoting'.

There are sub-specialties within Maggotry. Some partners engage in Traditional Maggotry and limit consumption to the Host's infected wounds (such as bedsores, boils and infected surgical incisions). Others engage in Sexual Maggotry which focuses more on the ingestion of the secretions, waste and ejacula of the Host's anus and sexual organs. Still others prefer Neo-Maggotry (treated with derision in the Maggotry world) where the Maggot will eat food products (most usually ice cream or peanut butter) out of the Host's anus.
I saw Scott hungrily suckling on Sarah's pus-filled bedsore. They must be into Maggotry.