maf maf 

The cool new way to say "haha" (used mainly in instant messaging and online chatting)

Bob: Dude that is the funniest thing I've heard!!!
Frankie: maf maf!! I know!!

maf maf by lealer April 15, 2009

MAF'd 

NASA short hand term for getting screwed over. Also could be used to describe an act of stupidity. Originated from the NASA Michoud Assembly Facility (MAF), where everything is screwed up.

I am going to get completely MAF'd at work today.

Those documents are all MAF'd up.

How are things coming along with the space shuttle?
Things are pretty MAF'd at the moment but should be on track to finish this week.

MAF'd by IgotMAFD June 1, 2019

Maf Talk Takedown 

Maf Talk Takedown (MTT) is short for Mid-Atantic Mafia 4th Quarter Takedown. This is a trick play used by the Southern Grits to defeat the Mid-Atlantic Region for the 2018 4th Quarter game. When this phrase is spoke, it has been known to elicit feelings of internal confidence, extreme domination and victory. The feeling becomes contagious to all who hear it.

Delo passes Lucy in the hall. They both give each other a non and say, "Maf Talk Takedown." Instantly, both teammates become overwhelmed with a sense of being unstoppable.

Juan texts Carlos "MTT". Carlos instantly knows that he's going to have a killer day and if he plays the lottery, he will win.

Terry and Eric see each other across the room. Terry says, "Hey dude. Maf Talk Takedown." Eric runs over for the chest bumps and says, "Maf Talk Takedown bro."

Maf Talk Takedown by CapnCam October 21, 2018

MAF 

MAF is an abreviated version of Mad As Fuck

Woah, that guy is MAF seriously he's mad as fuck!

MAF by Hydatikz-Danny June 18, 2011

Maf 

Mother fucker, popularized by J-Roc on Trailer Park Boys.

Yo, Ray went down since his trailer burnt down that maf needs these groceries.

Let's go maf I'll murk yo ass.

Maf by Cameron Froats October 30, 2008

Maf 

when one person makes an unintelligent remark

John: “Let’s go blow the white house up”
Max: “That is not maf”

Maf by zumzoda March 8, 2022

maf 

Majestic as fuck.

-Not written as an acronym-

Maf is a word for you to use in daily life as a classier way to emphasize how awesome something is. Use it to show how you feel about new songs that came out on soundcloud, someone's picture on instagram, or the latest Arizona Tea flavor.

Keep in mind this equation:
Majestic * Fuck = maf

Just remember to keep it maf.

p.s. Don't shy away from using the adjective hella to enhance the word maf.

"Brochacha, that quiche was hella maf."

maf by jojoyobrofosho September 28, 2014