mackson

By definition the sickest sexual act in mankind's wide repertoire of deviance. Involves any sort of sharp objects, though most commonly scissors, rubberbands, and a pineapple. Note that one's whole body should be disinffected before attempting a mackson.

No! Not the mackson!

mackson by Eleventyone April 19, 2005

Jichael Mackson 

A reverse Michael Jackson; e.g. A white celebrity getting increasingly darker through the years.

Jerry: Wow, Ariana Grande sure has gotten darker!
Mary: That's what you call a Jichael Mackson.

Jichael Mackson by pizzazz dude January 13, 2021

markson 

Ship name for Mark and Jackson - two of the fluffiest members from the Korean band GOT7.
They are so gay for each other.

The love between them is unmistakable to miss.

#marksonOrNEVER

Person 1: Who do you ship from GOT7?

Person 2: Markson all the way! They are the real OTP.

markson by rainbowmonster101 June 3, 2016

markson 

the otp in got7 as they compliment each other so well and are actually in love change my mind. if someone calls you and your bae markson it means you are got-tier level soulmates.

Person 1: dude, jinyoung and jb are getting close lately
Person 2: brah, they are practically a markson

markson by cornchippo September 1, 2018

mackton 

A very large amount of something, like a mackload. A mackton takes its name from Mack construction vehicles.

I can't play halo tonight because I have a mackton of homework to do.

mackton by aegiscruiser August 23, 2009

Shaan Mackoon 

He looks like a homeless man,he thinks hes strong but hes not,he sometimes acts drunk,he has no life,

Shaan Mackoon

Shaan Mackoon by gamertrx October 19, 2020

muckson 

Mucksons are roughly man shaped pedophiles which take on disguises such as Pirates and Japanese English teachers.

Little kid, "Hey what's that over,...!!!"
Muckson, "UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGH, LOOK IN MY EYES!!!!"

muckson by Jida November 17, 2006